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Relationship goals after baby

Expectations

  1. Caring and helping husband who help changing nappies.
  2. Date night once a week.
  3. Sunday brunch in bed.
  4. Sensual massage.
  5. Babysit when you go out socialising.
  6. Keeping house clean and make less mess.
  7. Always be ready to listen.
  8. Eat together.
  9. Get up and put Z back to sleep when she wakes up at night.
  10. You look amazing sweetheart.

Reality

  1. Saying yuck! To see a dirty nappy and say oh! Throw this away … far away..
  2. Staying out once a week to get me time.
  3. Take Z downstairs please I need to sleep more . It’s Sunday . .
  4.  When was the last time you had shower ?
  5. Hello Z how are you ? I love you… go to your mama ! Come on man take her.
  6. Make sure to put trousers on the floor and leaving toilet dribbling after shower.
  7. What ? What did you say ? Do you really have to moan everytime ??
  8. What did you cook ? Vegetable curry ?!!!! I’m going to eat out today.
  9. I need to go work in the morning.  I’m going  to sleep in other room.
  10. You look amazing sweetheart ! 😆

I am still very happy with him. Just wish few things could change. What are your partners like? Share your thoughts.

 

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Author:

I am a full time mum of two girls. I did masters in HRM from the University of East London and have worked for 3 years. I'm a stay at home mum now and all I want to do is to be with my princesses and give them all they need. Being a mum is a full time job and not easy at all. To me, parenting is the toughest job in the world. I am still learning and decided to portray my learning experience here.

4 thoughts on “Relationship goals after baby

  1. I honestly can rarely fault my partner. He’s one of the good ones & my sleep deprivation has me often being the loon of our situation. As we speak he’s feeding Hex in the lounge while I try for a little snoozing (obviously I’m failing). He’s changed nappies, he cooks and cleans dinner when he can (unless he’s been at work & I’ll do it cause he doesn’t get home until 7-ish). He’ll watch our bloke while I go do grocery shopping & I think he’s trying to get rid of me, because he’s always offering to watch him while I go out for coffee, etc. a few Sunday’s he’s even come and taken him into the lounge and I’ve woken about three hours later.
    Sure, he quite often does silly man things that shit me, but I’m SO lucky to have my big tall man-boy by my side. He’s one of the good ones for sure!

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